branduponthebrain:

Blade Runner (Ridley Scott, 1982)

Are you related to French royalty? Is the word ‘piss’ that objectionable? What have I done to anger you Tumblesus? What must I do to win back your favor?

I come in the mighty and matchless name of Tumblesus. Will I have to throw fuckyeahmarykateandashley into the volcano as sacrificial lambs? Do not forsake me Tumblesus! Perhaps fuckyeahskinnybitches would be more to your liking! So many of their skinny skinny souls! Will that please you? Help me to walk in your love and obedience!

Your humble and ever abiding servant
Kiki

thisislobster:

Dans Paris (via cyan blue)

lickystickypickyme:

Versailles…gorgeous.

I’ve been. It smells like piss. No, REEKS like piss. For real. Because back in the decadent, glamorous olden days people just used to whip it out at fancy parties and piss all over the floors, walls and in the corners of the room. It’s seeped into everything now and it. fucking. reeks. It completely ruins the whole room. It’s only like this in The Hall of Mirrors, which is where they used to hold all their debaucherous fetes. The rest of the palace is ok, and the grounds are magnificent, but this room. You just cannot get past it. You just can’t. It smells so bad.
Filthy rich…and all that.

dirtyskydub:

Isaac Bidwell

soviet:

tanakakun:

(via Soviet)

Wow! I was surprised to see this get tumbled, and that so many people liked it. Thanks!

mercurypdx:

dustydgaf:

Actor Needed for Emotional Role [PIC]

i would TOTALLY do this for the poor fucker. Alas, I’m too far away.

I was just reading news from Calgary and someone used the word ‘Tory’. I haven’t seen or heard that word since I moved. Nifty.

Also, when I went to Alberston’s today (so I could lug 15 pounds of litter the 1.5 miles home) some douchebag/hippie/homeless guy in a backback and chad-the-mountain-man-hair was coming out as I was going in. He looked me straight in the eye and said:

“Hey..do YOU have any free pot?”

Um..No.
You tool.

cigz:

skeetshoot:diamondmind:smashingtime:Nico

(via lickystickypickyme)

AHAHAHAH!