LittleOrphanAmmo's Bohemian Slapfight

Internet Celebrity. Fancy Hobo. Person of Interest. This blog chronicles my life as an experiment in poorly thought out choices.
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Poor decisions #badideas #no #stop

Places with extra fancy bathrooms are my specialty. #nyc #nycbathrooms #fancy #les

"NYC update: literally nothing has changed. Everyone is still broke, miserable, unfulfilled and, consequently, drunk. Film at NEVER because who the fuck would wanna watch THAT?"



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Thanks for thinkin of me, man.

The prettiest #nyc #Brooklyn #bedstuy #sunset

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Cause I’m klazsy. And fancy.