February 2012
I love Enjoli.
That is all
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Gross
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Newsflash! The entire Gawker network is...
That and scientists discover that water is wet tonight at 11!
pygalgia:
Things which shouldn’t exist, but do: RomneyCondoms.com
At least they aren’t Santorum Condoms.
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If you'd come back from your secret missions...
i-have-nightmares replied to your photo: @ greenwich treehouse w marseeah and section9
WUT. I WANT IN. You must take a swig in my name. But wait, this is page 36 of my dash. Nevermind…
Stap that.
I have another interview!
Everything is coming up Millhouse!
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So the celeb ish of the day is Gisele Bundchen? ...
So, in case you people have lives and don’t know what I’m talking about, apparently she was caught saying this thing:
My husband cannot f – - – - – - throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.
Which. I’m sorry, is that not true? Is there a person who can throw and receive at the same time? You can throw the ball...
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we are citizens of the dream.
-bobella-:
poupak:
This is really great. I needed to read this right at this moment. I am tired. I am EXHAUSTED. Sometimes I forget my own motto: nobody will make you happy; you are the sole person responsible for your own happiness; be happy, and the rest is just the cherry on the cake.
This is true of other things - like feeling lonely and tired.
I needed to read this right now....
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Since I can't upload the pho-toes I'll just tell...
MISSOURI: SHOW ME SANTORUM!
I really doubt you want that, Missouri.
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I just saw a show titled "Inspector George Gently"
And I have been giggling to myself on the couch for the last 10 minutes. Because I am obviously a 12 year old boy.
Also, that’s my new name for my ladybits. George.
George is cranky! Stop poking him!
I fucking hate the Snuggle Bear
Every time he comes on with his dopey-ass voice I want to punch his stupid bear face into next week.
“Bad things happen when you get out of bed. The minute you stop being under a...”
– Jon Richardson (via sparklewang)
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The Next Generation Episode with the matriarchal...
Where Riker dresses up in his fancy sarong and has sexy times with the lady president or whatever.
This One:
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People need to stop trying to convince me that...
You can put him in whatever fucking commercials and fashion shows you want but he’s a total donkey face.
There, I said it.
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Remember that horrible time in CSI when Nick...
That was a horrible time.
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STOP COVERING EVERYTHING IN CHOCOLATE!
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For anyone interested in hunting fiction writing...
dangagliardi:
I guarantee these will work:
CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH! DEAD BEST FRIEND OR RELATIVE!
MESSY BREAKUP IN A CAR! NARRATOR BEGINS STORY BY SMOKING A CIGARETTE OR DRINKING WHISKEY!
SOMEONE DOES DRUGS AND THEY ACT LIKE IT’S NO THING!
NO ONE HAS A NORMAL NAME!
COLLOQUIALISM ABOUNDS, BUT NO ONE USES CONTRACTIONS!
GRATUITOUS CURSING!
SEMICOLONS!
My 3PM meeting just rescheduled for Thursday and...
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“Because most of us living in New York are probably here due to some...”
– Prose; pop!: Several words about unemployment and yoga
Rohin gets me. He really gets me.
“Facebook is the suburbs of the Internet.”
– Little Orphan Ammo (via haveabananana)
NB4R it is.
Also, I'm pretty sure that I passed J Smooth on 6...
I wanted to stop and say
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH J SMOOTH!!
But I did not.
Because of reasons.
Omh i am 3 feet from maya rudolph
Dying
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“The cognitive dissonance required for this human to write this article is so...”
– JasenComstock: Salon is going all in for Ron Paul
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AH YES! That family friendly argument.
ladyofleisuredc replied to your post: So I haven’t said anything about the MIA fingerfuck yesterday
well, you kinda know what to expect from the programs you mentioned and they have a rating system so you can have your kid watch or not watch based on that- a warning. The superbowl is supposed to family friendly.
Because hyper-competitive violence is so very family friendly, is it not? And...
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So I haven't said anything about the MIA...
Because, I kind of can’t believe it’s even an issue.
We all watch TV right? With the Family Guy and the True Blood and The Walking Dead. And somebody flips the bird and it’s supposed to be a deal? Talk about manufactured outrage.
Not participating.
That moment where you think: I just need some...
And then you stand around staring out the window with your hands in your pockets laughing because it’s like
“WHERE am I going to find the money that I require to do the things that NEED to happen. Not that I want to happen but that I need to happen. Are bruised hookers a fetish that people might pay for?”
And it all becomes hysterical.
Bed Stuy is not Williamsburg, Craigslist
NOR is Bushwick East Williamsburg.
Like, do they think no one will notice?
When they include the address?
I mean seriously.
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I received an email and the origin of the mystery...
From Souplines:
I have a possible explanation. You sat down on a wall that was covered in metal spikes not once but twice before finally sitting on the sidewalk.
In case you were wondering if it felt good to be me on the regular? It really, really does.
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“Christ, her eyes are fire to me. When my lips meet hers, so carefully, so...”
– Martin Amis | Money (via blogut)
Ways to tell you had a good weekend:
I actually feel like I went through a beating during a workout, I am covered in bruises and I still have all my credit cards and money in my purse.
Now. I have to do some srz bznznnzzznnz.
Scuze
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Giants forever Patriots never
I hear fireworks.
I am so glad I am not on any subways or trains right now.
It is going to be so obnoxious out there.
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A letter to littleorphanammo
whiskeyrobot:
There is no other way to say this.
You
are
fierce
You have a raw power that is sometimes intimidating to someone who is meeker, like me (no judgement there, just I am a big fat scaredy cat and I know it)
you are a boss lady and probably the most loyal person I know
loyal to yourself, loyal to other people, and when they don’t meet your expectations, they finally see that,...