February 2012
@ ideleteme
Lolnofuckingwayomgno. She literally just threw me out onto the street with all my shit, knowing my situation, after repeatedly telling me she’d ‘never do that’ and assuring me I had till the 15th of March.
That is beyond brutal.
Did I mention Dad came to the party for unknown reasons. So it was a nice two on one ambush? First thing in the morning.
Fucking unreal.
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This is now a blog about hobos
My house burned down once. This is kind of like that, but with more terrible people involved and less fire.
I was told this is kind of a NYC Baptism, and lots of people go through apt/housing craziness when they get here. So yay. Do i get a medal now?
Also, I have that interview on Monday! That’s positive! And a brand new blanket (hobos are very sensitive about their blanket situations)
I have a shitton of messages in my askhole bit im...
So i can’t reply to all of them. Please know how much I appreciate all the offers of help and good vibes. Seriously. When shit is so bad and you think you’re alone, it’s amazing to find that you’re not.
Now, more crying.
Lots of love,
Ammo
Internet. You are amazing.
I crash-landed somwhere in Brooklyn. Jay Casey. You all know him? He’s nice. I met him at a party, you know when I was out ‘fucking around doing nothing useful’. Thank god for all my fucking around, i guess hey? I have water and some keys and i have no idea where I am but I’m warm, at least for the weekend. And now I will cry. Really, really hard.
I just keep repeating ok over and over
But im on a couch and not dead.
Holy fuck
Ok. Ok. Im sitting here like a fucking hobo. Ok. Ok. Ok. I can do this. Dont panic. Dont panic. Ok.
People are shockingly, minblowingly selfish and...
I mean, you’d think I was having heroin hooker parties or something. I just got finished cleaning up the whole damn place. Like for real? This whole thing is just…so brutal and I’ve kept it off the internet out of respect, but I can now see that there is no respect involved here so I don’t have to worry about that anymore.
And now I will talk about it because now...
You guys, I am trying really hard to keep it...
But I am shaking and crying.
I was told I had until the 15th of March, and I was working on sorting it all out. Because that’s not a lot of time. But it’s a lot more time than ONE DAMN DAY. And it’s fucking snowing.
So I just got kicked out. of my place. In Ny/NJ
And I haven’t written anything about it until now, because I thought I had some time, but I have ONE DAY. She wants me gone by tomorrow and I am BEGGING AND PLEADING anyone in the NYC area for somewhere to go.
Because I have no where to go. And I am fucking terrified and afraid. And I really need your help, tumblr, like I’ve never ever needed it before.
I have one day. All I have is...
I love Enjoli.
That is all
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Gross
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Newsflash! The entire Gawker network is...
That and scientists discover that water is wet tonight at 11!
pygalgia:
Things which shouldn’t exist, but do: RomneyCondoms.com
At least they aren’t Santorum Condoms.
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If you'd come back from your secret missions...
i-have-nightmares replied to your photo: @ greenwich treehouse w marseeah and section9
WUT. I WANT IN. You must take a swig in my name. But wait, this is page 36 of my dash. Nevermind…
Stap that.
I have another interview!
Everything is coming up Millhouse!
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So the celeb ish of the day is Gisele Bundchen? ...
So, in case you people have lives and don’t know what I’m talking about, apparently she was caught saying this thing:
My husband cannot f – - – - – - throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time. I can’t believe they dropped the ball so many times.
Which. I’m sorry, is that not true? Is there a person who can throw and receive at the same time? You can throw the ball...
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we are citizens of the dream.
-bobella-:
poupak:
This is really great. I needed to read this right at this moment. I am tired. I am EXHAUSTED. Sometimes I forget my own motto: nobody will make you happy; you are the sole person responsible for your own happiness; be happy, and the rest is just the cherry on the cake.
This is true of other things - like feeling lonely and tired.
I needed to read this right now....
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Since I can't upload the pho-toes I'll just tell...
MISSOURI: SHOW ME SANTORUM!
I really doubt you want that, Missouri.
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I just saw a show titled "Inspector George Gently"
And I have been giggling to myself on the couch for the last 10 minutes. Because I am obviously a 12 year old boy.
Also, that’s my new name for my ladybits. George.
George is cranky! Stop poking him!
I fucking hate the Snuggle Bear
Every time he comes on with his dopey-ass voice I want to punch his stupid bear face into next week.
“Bad things happen when you get out of bed. The minute you stop being under a...”
– Jon Richardson (via sparklewang)
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The Next Generation Episode with the matriarchal...
Where Riker dresses up in his fancy sarong and has sexy times with the lady president or whatever.
This One:
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People need to stop trying to convince me that...
You can put him in whatever fucking commercials and fashion shows you want but he’s a total donkey face.
There, I said it.
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Remember that horrible time in CSI when Nick...
That was a horrible time.
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STOP COVERING EVERYTHING IN CHOCOLATE!
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For anyone interested in hunting fiction writing...
dangagliardi:
I guarantee these will work:
CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH! DEAD BEST FRIEND OR RELATIVE!
MESSY BREAKUP IN A CAR! NARRATOR BEGINS STORY BY SMOKING A CIGARETTE OR DRINKING WHISKEY!
SOMEONE DOES DRUGS AND THEY ACT LIKE IT’S NO THING!
NO ONE HAS A NORMAL NAME!
COLLOQUIALISM ABOUNDS, BUT NO ONE USES CONTRACTIONS!
GRATUITOUS CURSING!
SEMICOLONS!
My 3PM meeting just rescheduled for Thursday and...
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“Because most of us living in New York are probably here due to some...”
– Prose; pop!: Several words about unemployment and yoga
Rohin gets me. He really gets me.
“Facebook is the suburbs of the Internet.”
– Little Orphan Ammo (via haveabananana)
NB4R it is.
Also, I'm pretty sure that I passed J Smooth on 6...
I wanted to stop and say
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH J SMOOTH!!
But I did not.
Because of reasons.
Omh i am 3 feet from maya rudolph
Dying
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“The cognitive dissonance required for this human to write this article is so...”
– JasenComstock: Salon is going all in for Ron Paul