January 2012
3 tags
Betabrand is the website equivalent of Stephen...
This place is like if the Onion went to hell and forfeited the right to know it was satire. And then started to take itself seriously.
That is this website.
It’s like a joke that doesn’t get itself, and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything that gives me more second hand embarrassment than this place. It’s the most humiliating thing I’ve ever seen.
JAPANTAROUNDS. They have pants called...
“I disregard the proportions, the measures, the tempo of the ordinary world. I...”
– Anais Nin (via rubberrings)
2 tags
I had this weird dream where I was having sex with...
Maybe Hong Kong looking into the bay? I’m not sure. It was all very…weird
So.
So disconcerting and upsetting: The shores of China. That title seems significant! Also, never had a president sex dream before this. So, not really sure how to digest it. There’s a lot of weird happening right now.
Enjoy that,
4 tags
Things that are the most satisfying
Hearing your train coming, running for it and jumping in 1 second before the doors fully close.
I actually Tebowed in a full Path train I was so pleased with myself.
5 tags
When you find yourself someone's scapegoat
What can you do? Move out of the line of fire as much as possible.
The whole psychology behind one is that the person doesn’t generally realize they’re scapegoating you. They think everything is justified; They have the feelings, don’t they? And you’re here causing some kind of emotional disturbance aren’t you? So obviously the two are mutually inclusive.
You are...
Stuck in a shuttle
So many questions
Why are we stopped? At a different part of the airport? Why is his girlfriend with us? When will i get to 33rd street? Will i get home soon? Why are we stopped? Who are we waiting for? What is going on?
I missed you new york.
2 tags
“Imagine this scene. You’re really thirsty — so dehydrated that...”
– Extremely relevant parable is extremely relevant.
—Rob Brezsny
3 tags
1 tag
State of the Ammo:
I’ve got a lot of crazy personal things going on. Never say it can’t get worse, kids, because it can. And it will. The gods do not like to be mocked.
As a result, I probably won’t be around a whole lot until I can find some peace of mind, some comfort and some personal stability.
The truth is that in the face of such grand calamity, I don’t find myself with a whole lot to...
3 tags
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
Important lessons I've learned recently
1.
2.
3.
4.
5. I don’t need to share everything with the internet
“When I go, bury me with nothing but my own skin. I spent far too many days...”
– saturn rising: (via tislaurabelle)
4 tags
“I always saw marriage as a life-long partnership, i.e. 2 well-adjusted...”
–
via this thread
2 tags
“Words From Fire Dog
We are part fire, and part dream. We are the physical...”
– Fire Dog, Cheyenne (via deltafoxtrot)
I'm starting to think I'm actually cursed
Like, maybe I have a demon following me around? Or someone cursed me? Maybe I need some kind of psychic help? Like an exorcism?
Like, I’m not even joking.
I kind of feel like I’m trying to dig myself out of a hole. No matter what I do, things seem to get worse. It’s beyond reason. I can’t figure out how to resolve anything, everything I think is going to help me, ends up...
1 tag
1 tag
3 tags
1 tag
Bright Spot:
Apparently there are “Single Asian Seniors” in my area waiting to meet me though!
So.
There’s that, amirite?
2 tags
Today in numbers:
29 : Minutes I spent on the phone with Shaw trying to sort out my mothers web mail
9 : Times I’ve told my mother “NO that doesn’t have anything to do with anything”
5 : Emails I received from Mr.X, demarcating the only bright spot in my life.
6 : Jobs I’ve applied for
3 : Espresso’s I’ve had
3 : Times I’ve...
1 tag
“You must always keep in mind that a path is only a path. Each path is only one...”
– Carlos Castaneda, Anthropologist / Author (1925 - 1998). From The Tao of Photography. (via nezartdesign)
1 tag
How many jobs have I applied for at L'Oreal?
ALL OF THEM.
Also, yes I will assistant manage a Kiehl’s on the Upper East Side and recommend all kinds of pastes to smooth on rich chicken skin.
I WILL DO IT WITH A SMILE TOO.
I want to make the word "HoMance" a thing for...
You know? Close womeny friendships?
Homances?
The new homance flick, Bridsmaids Revisted.
Eh?
Can we make it thing?
Who's applied for like, 15 jobs today FROM THE...
Like a boss, bitches. Like a boss.
I stopped feeling sorry for myself and got some work done, son.
Shit has to break for me soon right?
It does right?
It can’t be all gross and ridiculous all the time, right?
3 tags
Am I really the ONLY one who kind of liked 27...
Judge me all you want because yeah, I did, OK and I ain’t even mad.
2 tags
“If you want to date her, prepare to spend big bugs, for your first dinner with...”
– In contrast, this is all true.
3 tags
I just legit read this on a horscope site about...
do a variation on the movie Indecent Proposal…In your own private remake, you are the millionaire, but you don’t have to share her with anyone. For fun, strew her bed with lots of crisp, new crumpled dollar bills (if it’s ones, not fifties or hundreds, who cares?). Leo women have fertile imaginations and a fabulous sense of drama. She’ll adore your little make-believe and...
nebraska-admiral:
Today is dumb.
Ok. I've stopped crying for the time being.
Hooray!