January 2010
LOA paging bluesiren!
I trent reznor’d my facebook, so I cannae message ya. I miss you too. I like your plan very much. I’m very glad to call you friend, so my friend, I’ll call you on Saturday?
Boatloads of love and hugs to you and your gorgeous family, and have a wonderful night and a beautiful morning.
ox
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December 2009
@ Work. Stop
Can’t figure out why time has stopped moving forward in normal way. Stop.
Will 4 pm come? Stop.
Why is Curious George in the Atrium? Stop.
Why you gotta be go out like that, 2009? Stop.
End.
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This might be the best post about grammar... →
(via zerbit)
First: Great graphic design on that.
Second: You know this is the thing:I know all that shit but I do it anyway.
I’m a writer, some of the time at least, and I’ve known that shit for years. Sometimes, if I’m on tumblr depending on the seriousness of subject or even the gravity that I aim to give to what I write, I’m more or less likely to care. that...
oh rubenfeld, calm down. your response was a...
fireengines:
andrewtsks:
Another reason that My Chemical Romance can’t be cited as an argument against Alkaline Trio is that My Chemical Romance is awesome.
Sayin.
Alkaline Trio is soooo much better than MCR. Anyone who thinks otherwise hates fun.
Oh my god. For real? It is possible to argue about which is less crappy: one crap or another crap of equal or lesser value!
I’m a...
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Hydrate, Hydrate Tennroof!
That is nothing to mess with. No pun intended.
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Now, time for a little Nova Special: What Darwin...
Because I am a fucking rocknrolla’ y’all. I got some wine chillin and everything.
Link in case your interested.
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People in Oregon act like it never snowed before.
mercurypdx:
crazyshenanigans:
yourdealer:
BREAKING NEWS: IT’S SNOWING. HOLY FUCK. LOCK YOUR DOORS. CLOSE YOUR CURTAINS. WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
That’s basically the news right now.
hahhaa so true. its fucking annoying hearing about it. its snow. thats it.
What amazes me is how you all suddenly lose the ability to drive. I saw a grown man crying on the side of the road because he...
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you sure look a vision in your new avatar,...
:)
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Dear men; what these nine words really mean.
witedahlia:
samantha-x:
1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. 2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the football before helping around the house. 3. Go Ahead: This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It! 4. A...
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I think I'm allergic to my Old Navy Party Cardi
kbels:
My eyes are swollen and itchy like kitties have been doing jigs inside of them all day. But it looks so cute with my pearls I can’t take it off :(
It’s probably good to mention this is the 4th time I’ve made reference to pain being beauty today. Good to know I’m feeling vainish.
have you washed it yet? LOTS o peeps allergic to sizing. You might even have to wash it twice, if...
this was my friend Peter, he was a wonderful... →
edensunder:
Pete was always very afraid of death. I hope now he is at peace.He was a hoarder and never failed to find treasure in other people’s junk. He was not unlike this with people. He trusted you no matter how bad you and your past looked. He was so kind and absolutely charming. You could not help but want to mother him. He was very fond of dessert. I saw him last Thursday in town. Hey...
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FYI World
I’d thank you to politics and rock’ n’ roll separate
To what am I referring you may ask? I refer to the politician Janet Napolitano and the awesome former front woman of Concrete Blonde Johnette Napolitano who has the voice of molten lead. Every. Single. Time I read an article about Janet Napolitano saying this or finger wagging that I’m like “WOOHOOO! New concrete...
Tennroof wins. →
(via gamesockson)
I absolutely loved reading that! Thanks Ten :)
Louis C.K. is the funniest fucking person out...
I swear to god. I can’t stop laughing. For REAL out loud.
OHhahahahahahahah
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Two of the four leaders allegedly behind the al Qaeda plot to blow up a...
– Northwest Flight 253: al Qaeda Leaders Behind Terror Plot Were Released by U.S. - ABC News (via sexartandpolitics)
what? I mean, I’m not a proponent of waterboarding but…art therapy and set free? WHAT? Really? That’s just completely fucking baffling.
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Pet peeve of the day
A totally random one at that, but when people (critics, newspapers, artists, curators, collectors, journalists, enthusiasts, professors, hoity toity art jerks) try to tell me how a particular piece of art should or does make me feel. Examples of this include:
The music makes you feel as though…
This photo provokes feelings of…
This painting is saying…
This poem motivates...
Life: Explained.
lenxo:
jmsc:askvero:stitches4veins:letsbegin:
A boat docked in a tiny Mexican village. An American tourist complimented the Mexican fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took him to catch them.
“Not very long,” answered the Mexican.
“But then, why didn’t you stay out longer and catch more?” asked the American.
The Mexican explained that his small catch was...
It's Dec 27th
I’m 35 years old and my excitement builds because I’m exactly two tumblarity points away from overtaking ‘ebolaworld’ .
All in all, I’d say I’ve pretty much accomplished everything I thought I would.
*runs around house in batman underoos”
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Herb and Dorothy →
Independent Lens is one of my favorite shows (I’m a real PBS turd) and their recent show chronicling art collectors Herb and Dorothy Vogel is a must see. Charming, poignant and illuminating.
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In the arms of the goddam angels...
do they play that ASPCA ad where you are? Do they? Yeah, that one. If you went…”I wonder if she means that one” I do. I mean that one.
What we’ve realized, my husband and I, is that the song itself is so sad, so utterly soul crushingly melancholy it wouldn’t matter what they were showing, the whole shebang would reduce any human that had functioning feelings to...