February 2010
Hey pals, "MGMT" is pronounced as Management, just...
k-troll:
acewepeel:
qualityblog:
I hate when people say EM GEE EM TEE and they just did it on tv.
Hey pal, no it’s not.
Thanks for playing, though.
FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME IT’S PRONOUNCED “MIGGEMT”!!! GET IT FUCKING RIGHT!!!
For teh love of god you fuckers…it’s pronounced “GRIFF EHN DORE”. The L is silent.
Fuck!
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my friend colleen
just dropped off a giant case of nabisco products. Oreos, mini oreos, triscuit thins and regulars, graham crackers, oreo fudge, chips ahoy, ritz and Disney Princess Teddy Grahams…in a bright pink box with the princesses on it!
I know she doesn’t read this but…I LOVE YOU COLLEEN!!
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January 2010
so someone just got to my page by searching 'mensa...
Boy are they going to be disappointed.
Thanks, Catholicism!
yogisarah:
You know how I feel when I get what I want?
Guilty!
The bigger the victory, the greater the guilt.
Amen sister, but you forgot ‘afraid’!
Guilty and afraid.
Because you didn’t deserve it in the first place and it’s eventually going to be wrenched from your panicked, undeserving hands, you lie awake at night, eyes wide, heart beating fast...
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it never fails
People are so fucking stupid.
Just going trough 3 pages of ClientsfromHell is minblowing.
And, look, I get it. Not everyone out there spends 8 hours a goddam day on the internet/computer/engaged in social media. I realize not everyone has earlier adopter disease. Not everyone who runs a business cares about html5 or flash or public domain or typography or color theory or bounce rate.
I...
clientsfromhell:
Client: “The other day I saw on this website that whenever a mouse pointer moved a word followed it. And they would spin and blast out and come back.”
Me: “Yeah…those were popular in the late 90’s.”
Client: “Can you do that with our mission statement?”
Me: “You mean, like the full paragraph blasting around the site whenever the browser would move his mouse?”
Client: “Yeah,...
Don’t Cry—Guns ‘n Roses
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Some Kind of Kink / Red Snapper
On tumblr...
souplines:
Sometimes it feels like we are all laying in one ginormous bed together.
I know right! And while you guys are all super sexy you really gotta stop touching me there. I just want to cuddle.
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Vancouver's Olympics head for disaster →
hungryghoast:
“The Bailout Games” have already been labelled a staggering financial disaster. While the complete costs are still unknown, the Vancouver and British Columbian governments have hinted at what’s to come by cancelling 24,000 surgeries, laying off 233 government employees, 800 teachers and recommending the closure of 14 schools. It might be enough to make one cynical, but luckily every...
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awaywiththefairies:
Iggy Pop - Nightclubbing
Help me decide what to order
I’m hungover and possibly embarassed of myself.
I can’t deal.
I’m ordering at Pizza Hut online because then I need to interact as little as possible with actual humans and they have good wings, which I also am in dire need of.
What kind of pizza should I order (any and all suggestions considered. I like everything) ?
thetart asked: I got all excited just now because I came to your page and it said "Bohemian Slapfight," and I thought it was a WKRP reference. Then I realized it can't be, because
1. Who the hell references WKRP?, and
2. The actual WKRP reference is a Bulgarian Headlock. There's an episode where they hire a radio minister, and his choir sings a song that goes "We've...
1. Who the hell references WKRP?, and
2. The actual WKRP reference is a Bulgarian Headlock. There's an episode where they hire a radio minister, and his choir sings a song that goes "We've...
Deicide
Deicide (a 17th century coinage as it were reflecting a medieval Latin *deicidium, from de-us “god” and -cidium “cutting, killing”) is the killing of a god.
The term is used of the Crucifixion of Jesus specifically, but may more generally refer to any life-death-rebirth deity who is killed and then resurrected.
Riiiight. Cause that happens a ton. All the time. Good...
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Things I'm doing vs things I should be doing
Doing:
Reading about murder and it’s varying degrees on wikipidia.
Should be doing:
Apologizing to friends and coworkers for (probably) inappropriate drunkenness last eve.
Sleeping.
Playing Windwaker
Anything else
Anything at all
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pdvmorris:
Workin’ In A Coal Mine ~ Lee Dorsey
...
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Animal / Def Leppard
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Hey President Obama,
rosasparks:
I’mma let you finish your State of the Union, but the Blame Game is really unbecoming and totally unnecessary.
Staaap that shit. Put on your big boy pants, roll up your sleeves and let’s get some shit done. Good shit, for everyone, not just old, rich white doods. Get Joe off the motherbishing Amtrak and put his ass to work. Tell Geithner to pay his motherbishing taxes and step up...
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I wonder how many calories they're burning
up, down up and down.
up and down.
UP…and down.
down….no..UP!!!
down…ok…down…we’re staying….UP!
We’re UP!
Seriously! How annoying would that be?
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OK trying to watch guys...can everyone sit the...
Also: Dude, he’s greying fast no?
Also: Why does Pelosi look all moist eyed?
Also: Good think i don’t have to take a shot everytime there’s a standing ovation. Wait. Do I?
unicornfandancing asked: TURN ON YOUR TV TURN ON YOUR TV!! THERE IS A DRINKING GAME!!!
http://fattynatty.tumblr.com/post/356553898/lyndseydyan-melodiesndesires
http://fattynatty.tumblr.com/post/356553898/lyndseydyan-melodiesndesires
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Fuck you, Joe Lieberman.
rosasparks:
For reals.
Suck my dick.
Ah…truer words.
Please tell me he’s not actually speaking.
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So I feel like I need to leave the SOTU liveblog...
In fact, I’m not even turning the TV on unless there’s some kind of drinking game involved.
You are making life so easy for me!
I get the speech distilled; the important points, snide remarks, fashion choices and their larger socio-political implications, undermining statements and who’s giving who the sideeye yet I don’t have to wade through the painfully orchestrated...
sexmusic:
tomorrow comes today // gorillaz
...
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Teddy Wayne's Unpopular Proverbs →
tapwaterjackson:
Prejudice.
You can’t judge a book by its cover, except for Advanced Topics in Precalculus and Calculus, 4th Ed. From the cover, you can pretty much judge that it will be an advanced text covering precalculus, calculus, and the mysterious longings of the human heart in conflict with itself.
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misadventures in contempt
First, I never understood the idea of presenting a facade of false sincerity.
I find that people try to attribute it to politeness or ‘having manners’ when that has nothing to do with anything. In fact it strikes me as distinctly impolite to present insincere. It’s entirely possible to be pleasant, cordial, polite, enamoring and charming without having the least ounce of...
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