January 2011
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Things That Make Me Sad To Say
“It’s 2 Degrees!”
“It’s warmed up!!”
im always afraid my favorite people unfollowed me...
Despite all appearances to the contrary I do actually care about what some people think and what they think of me. It doesn’t happen with a ton of people, but the smart, clever, insightful people? When I let them down I know I must have done something stupid. At the very least it will make me re-examine my arguments or my perspective from a different angle because I have enough faith in...
This also means:
I’ll be around, refreshing tumblr from my high Folding Chair of Privilege, eating discount cheese things dusted with that unholy orange powder, drunk on cheap wine, online and live to periodically check in on / harass you bastards well into 2011.
America…FUCK YEAH!
jhrnnn33 asked: Happy New Year! You goin' out?
December 2010
jhrnnn33 asked: Happy New Year! You goin' out?
NO dranky driving!
Don’t drink and drive - and don’t ride with anybody who does. “Tipsy Tow” offered by AAA: You don’t have to be an a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on new year’s eve/day they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. I can’t stress this enough. If you or someone you know has had their life affected by the...
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thetart replied to your post:
I was right with you until character assassination. How do you assassinate the character of someone who proudly has none? I think it’s probably a rubber-and-glue-so-you-smell-just-as-shitty sorta answer so I still agree with you… But.
I tend to think she has character, there’s no way someone would stand so strongly with such questionable opinions in the face...
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enjoli asked: I agree about the She Who Will Not Be Named thread. I get hate-reading. (To an extent. There's a point where I can't even hate-read people anymore. And I'll admit that I occasionally hate-read her but only when she's being discussed to stay in the loop because I'm fucking nosy. Otherwise? She's up there with He of the Priviledge Denying That Shall Not Be Named. I...
enjoli asked: I agree about the She Who Will Not Be Named thread. I get hate-reading. (To an extent. There's a point where I can't even hate-read people anymore. And I'll admit that I occasionally hate-read her but only when she's being discussed to stay in the loop because I'm fucking nosy. Otherwise? She's up there with He of the Priviledge Denying That Shall Not Be Named. I...
“I just saw “Crash”. Is LA really like that?
Yes. Los Angeles is nothing but a...”
– Dear Coke Talk: On fun sized advice.
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littleorphanammo go here →
mamafratelli:
Tracie thread ahoy.
Oh Fuck That. Typical to the fucking high art of sanctimonious hivemind jezebel style, they mock the shit out of her and then pearl clutch and respond with “why so hostile (Tracie), I’m sure she was sincere?”
GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK.
If you’re going to spend a whole thread dishing it out, snorting and chortling and posting assy gifs...
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as for this 2010 In Review nonsense
Like Minou said “I can’t even”. No really. Here’s a summary:
Firmly entrenched in 2009’s ongoing immigration and location based limbo, Ammo continued this trend into 2010. Realizing that in the famous words of that pop singer dude ‘time enjoyed is not time wasted’ she had to finally embrace all the time she had wasted. This was followed by stalwart yet...
“The ultimate sexist put-down: the prick which lies down on the job. The ultimate...”
– Mrs Erica Jong (via spermdump)
Things Jerks Do
So I wasn’t sure which chat you meant Rosa, and since FB chat scares the bejesus out of me, I actually made a list called “People I Don’t Hate” and you are on it. As are all the other Tumblr peeps that are crossover FB friends. And maybe like, 5 other of my friends, basically all the people I do not hate and would not cringe and make up some excuse to run away from if they...
rosa--sparks asked: Are you serious? links, plz.
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sister-cunt asked: How did I not know that you're Canadian? I need to finish going through your archives. Where in Canada are you from?
sister-cunt asked: How did I not know that you're Canadian? I need to finish going through your archives. Where in Canada are you from?
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STFU no really for real no really
Why does everyone want so badly to BE marginalized or part of a marginalized group. LIKE EVERYONE EVERYWHERE ALL THE TIME? WHY would you look for problems? Why would you want to make yourself a victim? What benefit is there in creating issues so that you can also be a marginalized group, ever fracturing smaller and smaller and smaller until everyone on Earth is oppressed?
Does it serve to...
adventures in drankyness: I will never ever stop... →
I absolutely love that these clueless tools called MsAvignon, of all fucking people, entitled and uncaring because she doesn’t feel like copping to mindless and completely irrational bullshit and allow herself to bullied into not using the word ‘idiot’ by some random group of internet douchebags who have anointed themselves: Team Internet, Language Police. Just so you know, your...
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Not to brag
because that would be immodest, but I recieved a compliment from one of you today that included the words ‘smart liberal lodestar’ ‘super-progressive’ ‘brook no whiny/inconsistent bullshit’ in it and so fuck you all? Because I win the internet forever and you may all pack up your modems and wifi devices because I have conquered you and stand triumphant upon Mt...
So who would play you in the movie?
kfedup:
nolagrrlnyc:
I ended up in a conversation in the ladies’ room at a restaurant last night in which two young ladies were pretending to cast a movie and were picking who would play each of their friends in the movie.
From inside the stall one hollered out to the other to ask me who would play me in a movie. I said Sandra Bullock and they thought that was a good choice. The one then said...
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FB closure
I found one of the girls that beat me senseless in grade 10 or 11. I do mean senseless. I had two black eyes, a concussion, split lip, split chin, etc. In fact, my parents felt so bad they took me on a vacation. A mini one? And then everyone thought they were beating me. And I was like, no…I’ll just stay in the room and eat chips. Or go skiing and wear goggles.
Anyways she’s...