bohemian slapfight

fresherhells:

noonish:

I associate getting my hair cut with going to confession, because in both situations I have to awkwardly apologize to someone about how long its been since my last time and pretend to care.

I associate getting my hair cut with dating, because both situations usually start with a rash decision and end with tearful screaming, threats of legal action, and yet another man that has disappointed me.

I associate getting my hair cut with having disposable income and friends/boys to impress. None of which I have-hence the lack of haircut in 2 years. (oh, OK, I cut it myself a couple of times, but that clearly doesn’t count. You would agree if you had seen it. )