This place is like if the Onion went to hell and forfeited the right to know it was satire. And then started to take itself seriously.
It’s like a joke that doesn’t get itself, and I’m not sure I’ve ever seen anything that gives me more second hand embarrassment than this place. It’s the most humiliating thing I’ve ever seen.
JAPANTAROUNDS. They have pants called Japantarounds. You know why? Because they have horizontal corduroys called Corderounds (that sounds like something Ralph Wiggum would invent) and another item called Japants (? I can’t figure out the Japan angle on them) and they mixed them together to give the world JAPANTAROUNDS.
Don’t get me started on DISCO SHORTS. That you are supposed to play ultimate Frisbee in. Apparently.
This site is a parody of itself and is too stupid to even realize it.
BRUTAL.
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yrfriendliz said:
dress pant sweatpants
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heloiseagrippina said:
I did not scroll far enough down my dash apparently, LOL. Wow.
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fallingdeep said:
I am DYING at “that sounds like something Ralph Wiggum would invent.” DYING.
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thecallus said:
OH my god, and all the stuff is actually expensive! Sweet jesus. It’s like Apple got drunk and opened a racially insensitive thrift store.
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timothyboyd said:
And I was just about the snag that reversible smoking jacket. Damn.
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