Ok. So this is definitely the first time my butt has been on the internet, to my knowledge, but I had to show you guys this bruise! Look at that! Isn’t that OUTRAGEOUS?! How did that happen?
Both Mr X and Monkeyface were all “I really think you should go to the doctor” and I was all “Does it look like I have money to waste on a doctor?”
But really what is a doctor going to say: ”Wow. That’s a big bruise. Good job!”
Anyway. There’s my bruise and a little of my butt.
Thank you.