bohemian slapfight

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Ok. So this is definitely the first time my butt has been on the internet, to my knowledge, but I had to show you guys this bruise! Look at that! Isn’t that OUTRAGEOUS?!  How did that happen?
Both Mr X and Monkeyface were all “I really think you should go to the doctor” and I was all “Does it look like I have money to waste on a doctor?”
But really what is a doctor going to say:  ”Wow. That’s a big bruise. Good job!”
Anyway. There’s my bruise and a little of my butt.
Thank you.

Ok. So this is definitely the first time my butt has been on the internet, to my knowledge, but I had to show you guys this bruise! Look at that! Isn’t that OUTRAGEOUS?!  How did that happen?

Both Mr X and Monkeyface were all “I really think you should go to the doctor” and I was all “Does it look like I have money to waste on a doctor?”

But really what is a doctor going to say:  ”Wow. That’s a big bruise. Good job!”

Anyway. There’s my bruise and a little of my butt.

Thank you.

  1. caity88 said: take arnica pills, it will help it heal faster.
  2. shorterexcerpts said: Warm bath with two cups of Epsom salt could help. The top one looks like you sat on a chicken drumstick.
  3. yfox said: if you put heat on it it will help get rid of the bruise faster.
  4. bricksandmortarandchewinggum said: what happened???
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