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CAR CRASH! CAR CRASH! DEAD BEST FRIEND OR RELATIVE!
MESSY BREAKUP IN A CAR! NARRATOR BEGINS STORY BY SMOKING A CIGARETTE OR DRINKING WHISKEY!
SOMEONE DOES DRUGS AND THEY ACT LIKE IT’S NO THING!
NO ONE HAS A NORMAL NAME!
COLLOQUIALISM ABOUNDS, BUT NO ONE USES CONTRACTIONS!
GRATUITOUS CURSING!
SEMICOLONS!
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I went to like this as a reblog someone posted before I even realized you posted it. So perfect.
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Oh my god. This is perfect. I had...judge a short story contest for work recently and I’m...
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COMMAS. SO MANY UNNECESSARY COMMAS. EVERYWHERE.
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ELLIPSES! EVERYONE HAS SEX BUT NO WOMAN ORGASMS PEOPLE WHO WERE PLANNING SUICIDE FALL IN LOVE AND WANT TO LIVE AGAIN...
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