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A British company called And Vinyly promises to do just that for a fee of £3,000. Pets and body parts accepted. After your passing, rotate forever on your relatives’ turntables, preferably in the form of ‘Kokomo’ or something else similarly cheery:

  1. cowboysaurus reblogged this from harperisafairy and added:
    How appropriate, turn your dead body into dead technology. I would probably go with Queen’s “Who Wants to Live Forever?”...
  2. harperisafairy reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up
  3. blogzonblogz reblogged this from vanessa-jane and added:
    wait, really?
  4. naomiirose reblogged this from vanessa-jane and added:
    Crazyshit.
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  6. hermione-ganja reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    Personally, I’m looking forward to my remains playing Tranquil Breezes once I pass.
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  8. taratheterrible reblogged this from nicoleyoleypoley and added:
    I’ve read that you can turn yourself into a diamond. I’d rather go that route. So my whoever can wear me around & shit....
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  14. kittensaurusrex reblogged this from vanessa-jane and added:
    This is messed up. Though “Tiptoe Through the Tulips” would be a great song for this. Every time I think of that song I...
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  16. nicoleyoleypoley reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    ^This.
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  19. psychohippie reblogged this from face-down-asgard-up and added:
    what if I got my body turned into a record that played my own voice? It could be my last will and testiment and stuff,...
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  21. weirdette reblogged this from billiethepoet and added:
    Would getting pressed into “Never Rest In Peace” be wildly inappropriate?
  22. billiethepoet reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    This could be the ultimate Rick Roll.
  23. face-down-asgard-up reblogged this from glossylalia and added:
    ok, so when are they gonna start converting remains into data so I can be uploaded to the web after I die? I want to...
  24. glossylalia reblogged this from littleorphanammo and added:
    Would I do it? I might do it.
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